Every week there will be posted (in our school) jokes in english or "chistes" in spanish!
Here's a joke:
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
What's the challenge?
Write a joke in English or Spanish and win this prize :) An original "Gato Fedorento" T-shirt! You can send them to me (pocenglishclub@gmail.com) until the 3rd of January. Hurry up!
I was at a party the other night, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, and I thought, 'That is cool.' Like 10 minutes later, I saw a guy wearing a leather vest and I thought, 'That is not cool.' That's when I realized cool is all about leather sleeves.
ResponderEliminarDemetri Martin - By Jéssica 9ºA
"What is doing a blond woman sit down in a floor of a super market? She's looking for the low prices" Bruno Neto 9ºA
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the wa...iter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.
"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner." Hugo Gonçalves 9ºB
Fueran tres españoles a Inglaterra y se pensaba que la primera cosa a hacer es aprender a hablar Inglés.
ResponderEliminarEl primero, sólo, llega a la reunión y pregunta: "¿Qué oíste?"
y él contesta: he oído: We were"
y respondió: "Muy bien"
Luego, otro fue devuelto más tarde y le preguntó "¿qué has oído?" y él respondió: "He oído: why yes" : "Esto es bueno" Pero era otra vuelta y le preguntó: "¿qué has oído?" y él respondió: "He oído: Who's in charge here are we, not you"
Pensaban que sabían cómo hablar Inglés por lo que se paseaban por la ciudad hasta que encuentran un oficial de policía." Answer now!"
y uno de los españoles respondió:"We were" y la policía ya la pergunta enojado: "are silly because they did or what's this!?" y uno de ellos respondió:"why yes" y la policia contesta: "All go to jail now" y el español contesta: "Who's in charge here are we, not you" André Falé 8ºA
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ResponderEliminarGuilherme 7ºD
ResponderEliminarEl profesor repartiendo las notas. Luisito un diez. Pedrito un ocho. Juanito un seis. Jaimito un cero.
- Oiga, profe. Y por que a mí un cero?
- Por que te has copiado el examen de Pedrito.
- Y cómo lo sabe?
- Por que las quatro primeras preguntas están iguales. En la última pregunta, Pedrito respondió: Esa no me la sé e tú has puesto "yo tampoco".
What does the math book say to the history book?
ResponderEliminar- Do not give me stories because I'm full of problems! Ana Catarina 9ºA
Ines Honrado 13/12 às 22:19 Denunciar
ResponderEliminarThe teacher ask:
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- I want to be the Santa Claus!!
- Why?
- Because he only works once a year. ; )
Ana Catarina 9ºA